SML Movie: The Fortune Cookies [REUPLOADED] (2023)


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So guys what do you want to do today? Oh, I know what I want to do today.

I want to take a big fat whopping footlong right between the buns ew cody.

What are you talking about? Uh I want to eat a hot dog junior.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Stick it in mine joseph! Are you hungry, hungry, yeah dude, I'm always hungry.

That's like the only reason I come over here.

I haven't eaten in a week.

But how do you live joseph yeah? How are you alive if you haven't ate in a week dude I have to catch my own food like I have to set up squirrel traps.

Fishing nets dude, but the best part is the road kill.

Oh well I'll, go ask chef, pee pee! If you can cook us something to eat? Okay, okay: where is it? Where is it bullseye chef, pee pee? You got it baby, oh chef, pee pee.

What do you want? Junior, I'm in the kitchen cooking? Wait? Why are you blindfolded? Because it's too easy I've been getting this kitchen cooking for years? Come on, I'm too good at it? And even this is easy.

What are you cooking? Isn't it obvious breakfast for dinner, come on it's eggs, bacon even pancakes hold on.

Let me add another egg, hi yeah! That's what I'm talking about, get ready for dinner junior, yes, guys you're, probably going to order chinese food or something why yeah, because chef peepee is cooking again, but isn't that what we want him to do? No, I mean he's cooking, but oh, oh god, oh no! No! No! We can't do that.

Yeah, I'm not eating that dude! That's disgusting! I know chef pee pee does not know how to cook.

Someone needs to tell me there's nothing to be a chef yeah.

So I guess we'll order chinese food.

I guess okay! Yeah! Oh guys! You know it'll be so funny.

If I order the chinese food, while speaking chinese, that's awesome right, but junior! You don't speak chinese well, I can learn like how do you say the word chinese in chinese? I I don't know, that's a good question huh! You know! Well, I'm gonna get my phone or chinese food, okay, okay, okay, guys! It's ringing, hello, uh! Hello! Is this a chinese restaurant yum, yum yeah, yum yum? Oh, what kind of yum yum you want cookie? What kind of yum yum we want? Uh get egg rolls uh.

Can we get egg rolls? Oh yum, yum egg roll? How many yum yum ego you want uh how many yum yum egg? We want cody uh two: can we get two of the yum yum egg? Rolls? Okay, so yum yum yum yum yeah? Actually you know what junior get three actually can we get three yum yum egg rolls? Okay, so you want yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum yum.

What no? No! I only want three of the yum yum yum yum yum yum yeah yeah, only only yeah, okay.

What else you want uh joseph? What do you want? Uh dude get the chicken can we can we get chicken? What I mean yum yum chicken, oh yummy, I'm chicken! Do you want yum, yum chicken cap, meow or yum yum chicken dog joseph? Do you want cat, meow or dog woof? No whoa, dude, yeah junior, I'm allergic to cats.


Can we get the dog woof, okay, yum yum, all right? What else do you want uh? Can I get fortune cookies? Oh, how many yum yum fortune cookie.

You want uh, seven okay, so you want yum yum yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yeah, yeah, that'd be good; okay! Well! Also uh.

Can I get uh some rice, oh yum, yum rice, how many pieces of yum yum rice.

You want uh cody, how many pieces of yum yum rice? Would we want, but how many pieces would? I don't know a couple hundred uh? I I guess a couple hundred pieces? Okay, so you want yum yum yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum yum, oh yeah yeah.

That sounds right.

I guess yeah! Okay.

I beat that one minute bye, all right guys.

He said he'll be here in one minute.

We order chatty food yeah, I'm so hungry.

Wait he's here already wow.

That was fast I'll, be right back guys, I'm gonna get it okay, uh hello.

I hit dog with my suzuki all right here.

I hope it's not yours.

I I don't think so they did it for me tonight.

Okay, hit your food yum, yum, cookie, okay, okay, guys.

I got the chinese food but where's the rest of the food junior uh cody.

I know you're blind and you need glasses, but it's right in front of you.

No junior, where's, the rest of the food.

We ordered a whole bunch of food.

He said that's all of it: it's not all of it: junior those are just fortune cookies.

What about the yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum egg rolls and the dog and the rice uh.

He said, that's all of it, and maybe he forgot it.

Maybe he couldn't see what he was doing, but junior these are just fortune cookies.

We can't have fortune cookies for dinner.

Sure we can.

I love cookies.

I eat cookies all the time, but junior these are fortune cookies, they're, not even good.

They have to be good, they're cookies, but no junior, they taste awful, really.

Yeah the only reason people ever eat.

These is because there's a message inside a message: yeah, it tells you your fortune.

What's a fortune, oh well, it's kind of like your future and it could also be advice.

Oh, I want to see one I'm gonna open one.

Okay, so I break the cookie open.

Yeah, look cody, there's a mess inside it yep! You will find great wealth today.

Oh I'm gonna find money, but no junior you're not gonna, find money just because it was in a fortune cookie.

Yes, I will the cookie said it has to be true, but junior.

The fortunes don't always come true.

These cookies are mass-produced in a factory somewhere.

Multiple people have probably gotten that fortune already yeah and they probably found money they're, probably rich.

Nobody got rich from a fortune.

Cookie junior, oh yeah.

Well, maybe bill gates did no, he didn't junior well.

How do you know that bill gates probably got rich because he opened up a fortune cookie and it said you're gonna be a billionaire uh.

No, he didn't get rich from a fortune cookie well how to get rich, then from microsoft.

Well, maybe the fortune cookie said make microsoft junior that doesn't even make sense.

Okay, I'll tell you what I bet you twenty dollars: you're, not gonna, find money.

Today, oh look! Twenty dollars, no junior! That's my twenty dollars! No! I found it.

It was on my couch.

You didn't find it.

I showed it to you.

Well, look! I still found it and I found great wealth.

So, like you bet me 20, I wouldn't find money.

You owe me another 20 that doesn't even make sense junior.

You already have my 20.

You bet me 20 that I would not find money because the fortune cookie and look- I found money.

So I need another 20.

All right.

Fine here see.

Look I have great wealth.

The fortune cookie was right.

This is stupid.

Okay, I'm gonna try another cookie, but this one's gonna say junior.

I want my money back.

You will be surprised with great luck.

I'm gonna have good luck.

No junior, that's not gonna happen.

Well, the first one happened.

That's because you stole forty dollars for me.

I wonder what kind of luck I'm gonna have junior.

We still don't even have our chinese food and I am starving.

Well, I'm hungry too.

Let's go into the door.

I wonder who that is: okay, uh, hello, hey there uh! I know you didn't order a pizza, but those people across the street did uh, but they didn't answer their door.

So I just figured I'd.

Give you their pizza for free, wait, really yeah! Well, that's amazing, because I'm really hungry right now! Oh! Well! I guess it's your lucky day! Wow! It's amazing! There you go um.

To be honest, I didn't even really try to deliver their pizza because I don't like them.

Actually, the guy that lives there uh gave me a purple nurple in middle school, so yeah.

This is just my way of getting back at him.

Take that frank whose nipples are sore now yeah you enjoy that pizza have a nice night.

Oh my god look cody! We got a free pizza, unbelievable it's because the cookies are coming.

True, no junior, the first one is because you stole from me and this one was a complete coincidence.

It's not a coincidence.

Cody it's a fortune cookie and it's completely true.

It said I was gonna.

Have good luck and look.

I get a free pizza when we're hungry.

Well I'll admit this is good luck, but it's not because of the cookie.

Well, I'm going to open up another one and it's going to happen again.

It's fine! You will soon witness a miracle.

That's going to happen, cody, it might happen.

The other two happened.

What's wrong: cody joking you're, what joking show gang with the choking choking on food? Oh you're, choking I'll! Oh my god, junior! I was choking and you saved my life.

It's a miracle.

It was right there we went it's a miracle.

No, no junior! I saved your life, it was a miracle.

Oh okay, I'm gonna get a fortune cookie and prove to you that these aren't real okay.

They are real, yeah yeah.

What's it say cody you will find yourself in a sticky situation.

No, I like the sound of that too bad.

It's not gonna happen.

Well, it's gonna happen cody, because the cookie never lies.


I guess it could happen if you were down junior.

So are you down junior who could that be I'll? Get it cody, uh, hello? Ah, a pig, oh hey! There is cody here, uh yeah he's upstairs, but you can't walk up him because you're gonna make the second floor cave in because you're so fat.

Oh okay, could you give him his dolly? He forgot it at home, uh sure ew.

Why is he sticky? Oh, I don't know all right.

Well, I'll, see you later, okay, bye.

It was your mom cody.

Why she said you left ken at home, so she wanted to bring him to you.

Oh yeah.

I guess I did and guess what he's really sticky yeah ken's always sticky.

So look we're in a sticky situation.

Just like the fortune cookie says no come on junior.

You know, ken's, always sticky, no cooties the fortune.

Cookie is always right.

All right, junior I'll admit there are a lot of coincidences surrounding these fortune cookies.

So, let's open another one, it's gonna! It's gonna, keep coming true all right.

Okay, this one says help I am trapped in a chinese cookie factory.

Oh should! Should we call someone I mean? Who are we gonna call ghostbusters you're, dumb cody? I know oh okay, look! This is just a joke.

There's no one really trapped in a chinese cookie factory, really like they don't do that to people right yeah.

But what is joseph doing what joseph jones wake up? Oh dude! Oh, my head, hurts! Are you? Okay? Oh yeah, I just got a really bad headache.

Oh well, um uh open up a fortune cookie.

What? Oh that's? Okay, joseph? What does your cookie say? You're poor? Well, it's not wrong! Cody yeah! I guess that's true! So the cookie's right again wait.

What did these cookies do again? They say your fortune, so it got yours pretty spot on.

So you can just go home joseph you want to okay dude! I do have a headache.

I'm gonna go home all right, cody! Oh there's! Only one cookie left well, open it, junior, okay, fine, okay, cody! This one says you can do anything now come on junior, the other ones had things that could actually happen.

This one just says you can do anything.

You can't do just anything.

Well I mean the other.

Cookies came.

True, so what if I could literally do anything junior you, you can do anything what you can do anything like like literally anything, anything, anything anything you want anything you put your mind to.

You can do it.

I can just do it, you can just do it just do it yeah just.

Do it right now, anything anything anything you want just do it just do it just do it come on, do it.

I can turn into a rocket and crash into jupiter yeah yeah.

Do it junior blast off you.


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